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A brick could be used as symbolism, in a ceremony where a person lays a brick on the ground, which would represent the first step on the path to enlightenment. I’ve been down that path before. In fact, around the third bend I opened up a lemonade stand/urinal. Whether you’re thirsty, or you’ve got to pee, please, stop by.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to keep yourself warm, and a blanket could be used in the construction of a house. But just like wearing your boxers on the outside of your pants, if you reverse them you get further in society.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be split in two—divided in half, like hereditary territory one inherits. And once you’ve got half the blanket, you’d better stay on your side of the bed—or else I’m going to tell dad.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a logo for a company called Blanket. A right turn signal in the left turn only lane could be used to represent a company called Brick.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be hidden in the dirt, for future archaeologists to dig up and declare, “Wow! This was one advanced society.”
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick should decide who gets to rule the people, and I should decide what rules determine whom the brick favors. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to monitor earthquakes. If the brick crumbles apart, you can bet an earthquake occurred.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could replace the cardboard bill on a baseball cap. On a windy day, no gust will knock your hat off.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick is blocking my urethra. But it’s not painful, because my penis is just that big. 
Oh yes, it’s as big as this lie is.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick can become a trip to Breckenridge, if you get hit on the head with one and get knocked unconscious.
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— Jarod Kintz

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