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A brick and a blanket represent two lovers who can never be together. I simply forbid it!
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a bookend—but not just for any books—for ebooks.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a steak knife, and a fly swatter could be used as a meat tenderizer.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to tell how hard the wind is blowing. If the wind blows the brick around, I’d get out of there immediately.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick represents my rationality, and a blanket represents my emotions. It’s robot versus mannequin, and to get a sense of who I am as a person, you need some mortar and a pillow.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be shoved in your buttocks. You know, for your enjoyment.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be attached to the hook of a fishing pole, not as a weight, but as bait to catch big fish such as minnows and brim.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could replace your window, if your window’s opaque, and you throw the brick hard enough.
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— Jarod Kintz

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B.R.I.C.K. could be the new acronym for a highway safety group. I’m not sure what words each letter would stand for, but overall I think it give a great allusion to objects/people flying through windshields.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as an option: either swallow the brick, or swallow your pride. Most people would probably rather swallow the brick. If you give me a tall glass of orange juice, I’ll swallow two bricks at a time.
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— Jarod Kintz

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