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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #surreal
A brick could be dropped in a toilet to replicate the sound of shitting bricks. But we wouldn’t have to go through all that trouble if you’d just eat the bricks I put on your plate. ↗
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A brick could be used to gauge the level of reciprocated sexual interest of the person or object of your desire. A brick works best, however, when the focus of your lust is the brick itself. ↗
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A blanket could be used to warn your enemy that you are coming—and that you are warm. Where’s the cold war when you need it? ↗
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A blanket could be used to save your marriage. If only your spouse is invited under your blanket, then each party feels exclusively inclusive to each other. Still, there is a problem. What am I going to do with all the tickets I sold to the internet perverts to spend an evening with you under your blanket? ↗
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A brick could be used as motivation to acquire more bricks. Hey, I’m just trying to help here. Don’t shut me out by building a wall between us. ↗
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A brick and a blanket could be used to replace the words yes and no. But which is witch? You’ll have to burn me at the stake before I tell you anything. ↗
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A brick could be used as toilet paper—especially if you just shit a brick. You could shit and wipe your way to a wall of privacy. ↗
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If you come by my place, you might see a wheelbarrow full of broken bricks. I broke them with my fist. I was practicing for your face. ↗
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A brick could be used to keep warm, and a blanket could be used to build a house. ↗
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