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A brick could be used as toilet paper—especially if you just shit a brick. You could shit and wipe your way to a wall of privacy.
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— Jarod Kintz

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If you come by my place, you might see a wheelbarrow full of broken bricks. I broke them with my fist. I was practicing for your face.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to keep warm, and a blanket could be used to build a house.
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— Jarod Kintz

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Equally, the surrealists consider words as witnesses of life acting in a direct way in human affairs. To use words properly it was necessary to treat them with respect, for they were the intermediaries between oneself and the rest of creation. To abuse them was immediately to set oneself adrift from true being. Words need to be coaxed to reveal a little of their true nature, so as to close the breach that exists between the writer and the universe. The world is not something alien against which man is in conflict. Rather man and cosmos exist in reciprocal motion. We are not cast adrift in an alien or meaningless environment. The universe is intimate with us and, as Breton insisted, it is a cryptogram to be deciphered. ↗

— Michael Richardson

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One brick could be used to do the work of two men, if both men are dead. In this case, a blanket could be used to cover up their decomposing corpses.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A red brick, along with other red bricks, could be used in place of a STOP sign. Nothing says STOP quite like a brick wall.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to run a marathon on. While a brick is only about 1/207504th the length of a marathon’s 26.2 miles, a marathon could be run on it if the brick is slid in sync with the stride of the runner running the marathon, so that each of the runner’s footsteps lands on the same brick. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick can be used to represent a ruin, or the beginning of new construction. With a brick, the past is the future.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be hooked to ropes and attached to the body of a swimmer in training, to provide resistance and increase strength and endurance. Those very same ropes could be used to tie me to my bed, to keep me from falling asleep.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to remind me of her. I mean everything else reminds me of her, so why not a brick too?
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— Jarod Kintz

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