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A blanket would be a great surface to print my new book on, so you could read it in bed while you’re having boring, obligatory sex with your spouse, who’s as dry and exciting as a sack of flour. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used as a tarp over one of those tiny circular inflatable pools for children. Well, you might call it a tarp, but I’d call it a trap. But I’ve already tried everything I can think of to silence the noisy neighbor kids, from mousetraps on lollipop sticks, to superglue disguised as lip gloss—and yet the shrieking continues.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be drenched in water, frozen, and then enjoyed like a giant cotton popsicle by prisoners of a gulag, who might consider this a tasty treat compared to what they normally eat. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used as a duvet, in the fight against elitism.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick, in the hands of a Mason, could be used to cover up and hide a secret handshake.
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— Jarod Kintz

#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

A blanket could be used as a magical flying apparatus, much like an Arabic rug, only with the addition of a brick you now have a pilot’s seat. Move over, NASA—the high tech of the future lays in the past. It also presently lays on my bed.
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— Jarod Kintz

#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

A brick and a blanket represent two lovers who can never be together. I simply forbid it!
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a bookend—but not just for any books—for ebooks.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a steak knife, and a fly swatter could be used as a meat tenderizer.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to tell how hard the wind is blowing. If the wind blows the brick around, I’d get out of there immediately.
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— Jarod Kintz

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