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A brick could be used to squiggle your signature with. And while you’re in the autographing mood, why don’t you sign your name at the bottom of the lunch bill.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used in the same manner as a magician’s hat could be used as a basketball. I’m not suggesting a brick replace a basketball, because that’d be silly. But not as silly as the idea of paying people millions of dollars to put a rubber ball in a rim, while engineers, inventors, teachers, you know, productive people, limp along financially.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used like March 5th marches in a marching band. And guess what, as the marching band director, I am the cement that holds everyone’s shoes in sync at the bottom of the Hudson River.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used like Dracula uses binoculars. I swear that pervert peeps on me every night from the tree across the street.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a flashlight. What, still dark? Check the batteries, because they may be dead. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a substitute for the steak my mother-in-law just cooked me. And I asked for medium rare. I wonder what well done would taste and chew like.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a status symbol, much like a Mercedes is now. The cool thing about a brick is not only would it have zero emissions, but it would also have a top speed greater than that of most American cars.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a device to deliver bad news. Sometimes it's better to be blunt.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to remind me of you. Of course, so could a photograph, but how am I supposed to lob a photo through your car’s windshield?
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick can be neither good nor bad. A brick just is. And it isn’t, because I just stole it from you, which is good for me, and bad for you.
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— Jarod Kintz

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