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I wouldn't say I'm superficial, just averagely ficial.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #super #superficial #superficiality

So, Americans, then. Self-appointed vigilante defenders of the world, kind of like Superman, if Superman was retarded and only fought crime when he felt like it.


Yahtzee Croshaw


#americans #funny #superheroes #funny

Don't worry chief,"said foaly,"It's like riding a unicorn,you never forget.


Eoin Colfer


#funny

And you'd think that killing people would make them like you, but it doesn't. It just- it just makes them dead.


Joe Walker (as Voldemort in AVPM)


#joe-walker #supermegafoxyawesomehot #totally-awesome #voldemort #wise-words

Green Lantern: "What are your powers anyway? You can't fly." Batman: "No." Green Lantern: "Super-strength?" Batman: "No." Green Lantern: "Hold on a second... You're not just some guy in a bat costume, are you? Are you freaking kidding me?!


Geoff Johns


#funny #green-lantern #justice-league #superheroes #funny

That’s funny. You would think after being followed and shoved into a dark alley by a stranger, you would be at least a little shaken. Don’t tell me, you are a black belt just waiting for the perfect moment to strike.” He laughed soundlessly. “I mean your words do sound brave but your eyes and the fact that you’re trembling like a scared little kitten say something else entirely.” Even though the alley was submerged in darkness and shadows, it was obvious there was a devilish grin stretched across his face...


Nicole Rae


#clandestine #scary-humor #slayer #supernatural #vampire

My superhero weapon is my Anti-Gravity Goo Shooter. I was born with it, and at the gym it’s known as my “penis.


Jarod Kintz


#humor #superhero #funny

You belong with us, the lost of the lost, the tribe without a home, a tribe of orphans living our abandoned lives amid toys and trinkets, stuffed monkeys and bears. You’re one of us now—the Tribe of the Teddy Bear.” From Tribe of the Teddy Bear


J. Joseph Wright


#magic #mg #middle-grade #supernatural #teddy-bear

Hi Liz! You're home!" I replied, my voice louder than it probably should've been. "Hey, how's it going?" she asked, her eyes narrowing and moving shiftily from me to Peter and back. "It's going good. Even better. Is it? Yeah, I guess. Good. Really good. Totally better," I babbled, while Peter could only manage a raised hand in greeting and a weird phrase like, "Down the basement." Liz rolled her eyes and trudged off, calling back as she vanished from view, "I want the results of pregnancy tests from both of you by the time I get out of the shower!


Hayden Thorne


#masks-series #superheroes #home

I dodged behind Mac for cover and refused to take the bait. I glanced at my nonexistent watch. 'Oops, look at the time. Guess I have to be going now. Let's not do this again sometime, okay?' Before I could move, Pritkin was there, jamming the medallion into the skin of my upper arm.'Ow!'He looked at me expectantly. I glared at him. 'That hurt!' What do you see?' A big red mark,


Karen Chance


#fiction #humor #romance #supernatural #vampire