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Two or three angels Came near to the earth. They saw a fat church. Little black streams of people Came and went in continually. And the angels were puzzled To know why the people went thus, And why they stayed so long within.


Stephen Crane


#angels #catholicism #chapel #christianity #church

Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.


Fred Allen


#crop #days #each #failure #first

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.


Woody Allen


#god #only #plumber #sunday #try

Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.


Joseph Addison


#clears #rust #sunday #week #whole

The Ethical Society, therefore, is like a Church in maintaining, and emphasizing the importance of maintaining the custom of public assemblies on Sunday.


Felix Adler


#church #custom #emphasizing #ethical #importance

An American of the present day reading his Sunday newspaper in a state of lazy collapse is one of the most perfect symbols of the triumph of quantity over quality that the world has yet seen.


Irving Babbitt


#collapse #day #his #lazy #most

A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting together to bump off the Godfather for not going to church on Sunday.


Russell Baker


#because #bump #church #deciding #dump

I live in Spain. Oscars are something that are on TV Sunday night. Basically, very late at night. You don't watch, you just read the news after who won or who lost.


Javier Bardem


#basically #i #just #late #live

I mean, I guess I started during the comedy boom, so it was literally like, on Sunday you could decide you wanted to be a comic, and on Monday, you could be on stage.


Todd Barry


#comedy #comic #could #decide #during

I find it almost comforting to count calories, because it makes me conscious of what I'm eating. But on Super Bowl Sunday, I thought, 'Surrender to it. It's nacho time.' Then I ate nothing but Doritos all day.


Kristen Bell


#almost #ate #because #bowl #calories






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