#suck

I never let anyone sucker me, not even for a nickel. ↗

— Wallace Beery

#even #i #me #never #nickel

...then he looked at my T-shirt and saw Byron's picture on it and he quoted "She Walks in Beauty," which is like my favorite poem next to the one by Baudelaire about his girlfriend being nothing but worm food, except that Lily called that one first because Baudelaire is her fave poet and so she got the shirt with him on it, even though Byron is way more scrumptious and I would do him on sharp gravel if I had the chance. --from The Chronicles of Abby Normal ↗

— Christopher Moore

#you-suck #beauty

Being a child star is great. It's being a former child star that sucks. ↗

— Danny Bonaduce

#child #former #great #star #sucks

Never give a sucker an even break. ↗

— W. C. Fields

#even #give #never #sucker

The problem with the designated driver programme, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At then end of the night drop them off at the wrong house. ↗

— Jeff Bridges

#designated driver #desirable #doing #driver #drop

Beautiful night, isn't it, Police Girl? It's especially beautiful if you're a bloodsucker. ↗

— Kohta Hirano

#blood #bloodsuckers #hellsing #seras #vampires

I'm always a sucker for a love story. ↗

— Sofia Coppola

#i #love #love story #story #sucker

Always a godmother, never a mother. That sucks. I've got to get me one of those little accessories. ↗

— Courteney Cox

#always #get #godmother #got #i

Being a lawyer in New York sucks because you're working eighty, sometimes a hundred hours a week. ↗

— David Steinberg

#being #eighty #hours #hundred #lawyer

Maybe you don't like your job, maybe you didn't get enough sleep, well nobody likes their job, nobody got enough sleep. Maybe you just had the worst day of your life, but you know, there's no escape, there's no excuse, so just suck up and be nice. ↗

— Ani DiFranco

#day #enough #escape #excuse #get