#stole

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. ↗

— Ilie Nastase

#card #credit #credit card #haven #i

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. ↗

— Emo Philips

#asked #bicycle #every #every night #forgive

The possessions of the rich are stolen property. ↗

— Pierre-Joseph Proudhon

#property #rich #stolen

The draft is white people sending black people to fight yellow people to protect the country they stole from red people. ↗

— James Rado

#country #draft #fight #people #protect

In fact, my son learned his first swear word from E.T. at age five. The way I look at it, E.T. stole a bit of my son's childhood. ↗

— John Ratzenberger

#bit #childhood #fact #first #five

School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man. ↗

— Chris Rock

#invented #man #school #shootings #stolen

Look at the Quakers - they were excellent business people that never lied, never stole; they cared for their employees and the community which gave them the wealth. They never took more money out than they put back in. ↗

— Anita Roddick

#business #business people #cared #community #employees

I asked a man in prison once how he happened to be there and he said he had stolen a pair of shoes. I told him if he had stolen a railroad he would be a United States Senator. ↗

— Mary Harris Jones

#had #happened #him #how #i

I stole comic books from my brother when I was a kid, but I was never like an avid fan. I can't claim to be like a comic book geek. ↗

— Anna Kendrick

#book #books #brother #claim #comic

I would have probably stolen cars - it would have given me the same adrenaline rush as racing. ↗

— Valentino Rossi

#adrenaline #cars #given #i #me