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Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart?


Janet Evanovich


#granmda-mazur #humor #stephanie-plum #funny

Babe," Ranger said. "You're looking a little strung out. Is there anything I should know?" I'm on a sugar withdrawal. I've given up desert and it's all I can think about." That had been true five minutes ago. Now that Ranger was standng in front of me I was thinking a cupcake wasn't what I actually needed. Maybe I can help you get your mind off doughnuts," Ranger said. My mouth dropped open, and I think some drool might have dribbled out.


Janet Evanovich


#ranger #romance #stephanie #humor

My mother had been slicing up the chicken. She took a drumstick and dropped it on the floor. She kicked it around a little, picked it up and put it on the edge of the plate. "There," she said, "we'll give him this drumstick." "Deal.


Janet Evanovich


#stephanie-plum #humor

I was completely out of clean clothes. That meant I could be a slut and sleep naked , or I could be a slob and sleep in what I was wearing. Truth is, I'm not entirely comfortable sleeping naked. I do it from time to time, but I worry that God might be watching or that my mother might find out, and I'm pretty sure they both think nice girls should wear pyjamas to bed.


Janet Evanovich


#stephanie-plum #humor

Ranger clicked his penlight on. "Hang onto me if you can't see." I curled my hand into the back of his cargo pants just above his gun belt. "I'm good to go." He was still for a beat. "You could have held on to my jacket," he said. "Would you rather I do that?" "No. Not even a little.


Janet Evanovich


#stephanie #guns

My mind wanders to the other side of the courtyard, where St. Clair waits with Josh in Q-through-Z. I wonder if I have any classes with him. I mean, them. Classes with them.


Stephanie Perkins


#anna-oliphant #stephanie-perkins #french

I had an alarm, I had nerve gas, I had a yogurt. What more could anyone want?


Janet Evanovich


#money

Excuse me?" I said, palms down on the Formica tabletop. "Coffee? I thought we came here for pie." "I don't eat the kind of pie they serve here." I felt a flash of heat go through my stomach. I knew firsthand the kind of pie Ranger liked.


Janet Evanovich


#romance #stephanie-plum-ranger #funny

My sex life is okay." "Yeah," Morelli said. "But sometimes it's fun to have a partner.


Janet Evanovich


#joe-morelli #stephanie-plum #humor

I ran three miles, staggered into the lobby, and took the elevator back to my apartment. No point to overdoing this exercise junk. --Stephanie Plum


Janet Evanovich


#exercise #humor #plum #stephanie-plum #humor






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