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Now that we know you're not a hundred percent vampire you should stop trying to suck necks," I said to Ziggy. "I'll try," Ziggy said, "but it's a hard habit to break.


Janet Evanovich


#stephine-plum #vampire #funny

I will call Guido if i need to


Amanda Stephan


#funny #guido #humor #laughing #funny

Stand out from the crowd, be yourself.


Stephen Richards


#cosmic-ordering #law-of-attraction #mind-body-spirit #mind-power #money

All the children in the school should learn the steps of everything, before they learn the thing, then they know which step they're doing better, because your voice is in certain steps and has to do most of the things that have been composed in those steps.


Ninette de Valois


#been #before #better #certain #children

Um," Doc said in a mild voice, "medically speaking, I'm not sure that was the most helpful thing for his condition." "But I feel better," Jared answered, sullen. Doc smiled the tiniest smile. "Well, maybe a few more minutes of unconsciousness won't kill him.


Stephenie Meyer


#jared #stephenie-meyer #the-host #humor

Babe," Ranger said. "You're looking a little strung out. Is there anything I should know?" I'm on a sugar withdrawal. I've given up desert and it's all I can think about." That had been true five minutes ago. Now that Ranger was standng in front of me I was thinking a cupcake wasn't what I actually needed. Maybe I can help you get your mind off doughnuts," Ranger said. My mouth dropped open, and I think some drool might have dribbled out.


Janet Evanovich


#ranger #romance #stephanie #humor

Positive belief in yourself will give you the energy needed to conquer the world and this belief is the power behind all creation.


Stephen Richards


#mind-body-spirit #mind-power #money #motivational #new-age

Everybody has a right to be defended, and every lawyer has a duty to defend people accused. And my office is to defend him, to discuss the accusation point by point, as I think this is a normal step in a democracy.


Jacques Verges


#accused #defend #defended #democracy #discuss

My mother had been slicing up the chicken. She took a drumstick and dropped it on the floor. She kicked it around a little, picked it up and put it on the edge of the plate. "There," she said, "we'll give him this drumstick." "Deal.


Janet Evanovich


#stephanie-plum #humor

I was completely out of clean clothes. That meant I could be a slut and sleep naked , or I could be a slob and sleep in what I was wearing. Truth is, I'm not entirely comfortable sleeping naked. I do it from time to time, but I worry that God might be watching or that my mother might find out, and I'm pretty sure they both think nice girls should wear pyjamas to bed.


Janet Evanovich


#stephanie-plum #humor






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