#standup

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I'm not a standup. I don't really have jokes. I don't have 10 minutes. It took a while for me to realize this.


Julia Sweeney


#jokes #me #minutes #realize #really

I started out with comedy in college, but had my major in Recreation Administration - which meant I wasn't going to get a real job - so I started doing a little standup.


Carlos Alazraqui


#college #comedy #doing #get #get a real

You know, I guess there's enough information out there to support that I'm a crazy, wild dude and rock and roll and this, that and the other. And there's enough information to support that, you know, I'm a single father, that, you know, has been a pretty standup guy in his community and pretty private about that stuff. But it's on both sides.


Kid Rock


#been #both #both sides #community #crazy

I will always love to perform standup comedy.


Shelley Berman


#comedy #i #love #perform #standup

A weird sort of awareness set in, like, 'Wow. My standup isn't just separate from everything else I do anymore.' With Twitter and Face book, everything is universal that everything everybody says gets seen.


Colin Quinn


#awareness #book #else #everybody #everything

I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with.


Joe Rogan


#comic #guys #had #i #into

Other kids would sneak out of the house to go to parties and do untoward things. I was sneaking out to do standup downtown. It paid off.


Hal Sparks


#go #house #i #kids #off

I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things.


Todd Barry


#being #being funny #call #characters #comedy

Unquestionably, standup comedy is and has always been an art form.


Shelley Berman


#art #art form #been #comedy #form

I'd like to go back to standup. I don't like to think I've done my last gig. At the moment it terrifies me, I get really nervous. It's a great buzz when it goes well.


Mackenzie Crook


#buzz #done #get #gig #go