#standup

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I'm not a standup. I don't really have jokes. I don't have 10 minutes. It took a while for me to realize this.


Julia Sweeney


#jokes #me #minutes #realize #really

I wouldn't call myself a standup in the presence of Jerry Seinfeld or Chris Rock, but I do my share of it and it has been and remains part of my activity and I like it.


Alan Thicke


#been #call #chris #chris rock #i

I still do standup.


Ray Romano


#standup #still

if there are no heros to save you, Then you be the hero


Denpa kyoshi


#heros #standup #bullying

I started out with comedy in college, but had my major in Recreation Administration - which meant I wasn't going to get a real job - so I started doing a little standup.


Carlos Alazraqui


#college #comedy #doing #get #get a real

The most memorable performance was my appearance in concert in Carnegie Hall. The first standup to do so.


Shelley Berman


#carnegie #carnegie hall #concert #first #hall

It may have lost its special-ness forever and the clubs might not being doing well but I think standup is in the best shape it has been in a long time.


Marc Maron


#being #best #clubs #doing #forever

You know, I guess there's enough information out there to support that I'm a crazy, wild dude and rock and roll and this, that and the other. And there's enough information to support that, you know, I'm a single father, that, you know, has been a pretty standup guy in his community and pretty private about that stuff. But it's on both sides.


Kid Rock


#been #both #both sides #community #crazy

Don't do it! Stay away from your potential. You'll mess it up, it's potential, leave it. Anyway, it's like your bank balance - you always have a lot less than you think.


Dylan Moran


#humour #monster #standup #balance

Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days.


Larry David


#days #doing #i #some #standup