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#standup

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I will stay in the car until the last minute that I'm going to jump out and do a standup or jump out and do some interviews.


Martha Raddatz


#going #i #interviews #jump #last

I love standup and I haven't given it up.


Ray Romano


#haven #i #i love #love #standup

I had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons of money in relative obscurity and learn a lot about the TV biz and work on my standup act constantly. It was a dream gig.


Joe Rogan


#act #constantly #dream #gig #got

The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.


Joe Rogan


#annoying #any #comics #constantly #funny

I don't want to be a spokesman for family values, but that's the way my standup is perceived.


Ray Romano


#family values #i #perceived #spokesman #standup

When you go to standup, there seems to be a common denominator of some form of need or want for validation from the audience that maybe you were lacking as a kid.


Ray Romano


#common #common denominator #denominator #form #go

As a standup, I try to change the world. As an entertainer, I try to entertain. And as a lesbian, I try to pick up the prettiest girl in the room.


Lea DeLaria


#change the world #entertain #entertainer #girl #i

I'm not a standup. I don't really have jokes. I don't have 10 minutes. It took a while for me to realize this.


Julia Sweeney


#jokes #me #minutes #realize #really

I wouldn't call myself a standup in the presence of Jerry Seinfeld or Chris Rock, but I do my share of it and it has been and remains part of my activity and I like it.


Alan Thicke


#been #call #chris #chris rock #i

I still do standup.


Ray Romano


#standup #still






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