Read through the most famous quotes by topic #stand up
'Hello my name is the Republican Party and I got a problem. I'm addicted to spending and big government.' I'd like one of them just to stand up and say that. ↗
#big #big government #got #government #hello
The book is called 'Thanks for Nothing' and it's really the story of how I got into comedy and traces back every strand in my life that is relevant to that story. It's kind of an autobiography but isn't, as it stops about 25 years ago. It goes right up to the first time I do stand up. ↗
#ago #autobiography #back #book #called
I hate being mean. I watch those roasts on Comedy Central and they make the hair on the back of my neck stand up. ↗