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Eric was holding my hands, and I was digging my nails into him like we were doing something else. He won't mind, I though, as I realized I'd drawn blood. And sure enough, he didn't. "Let go," he advised me, and I loosened my grip on his hands. "No, not of me," he said smiling. "You can hold on to me as long as you want.


Charlaine Harris


#sookie-eric #sookie-stackhouse #sweet-talk #true-blood #sweet

Vampires should never say Uh-Oh!!


Charlaine Harris


#vampire

You've reached Fantasia, where the undead live again every night," "For bar hours, press one. To make a party reservation, press two. To talk to alive person or a dead vampire, press three. Or, if you were intending to leave a humorous prank message on our answering machine, know this: we will find you.


Charlaine Harris


#sookie-stackhouse #humor

There was enough tension in the room to send a fleet of the nervous running for their tranquilizers.


Charlaine Harris


#sookie-stackhouse #humor

They say there's no harm in daydreaming, but there is.


Charlaine Harris


#sookie-stackhouse #sookie-stackhouse

Darling, you can nail my ass anytime,” he said charmingly, and turned to go back to his table.


Harris Charlaine


#sookie-stackhouse #sookie-stackhouse

Should I just bite you, and end it all?", he whispered. "I would never have to think about you again. Thinking about you is an annoying habit and one I want to be rid of.


Charlaine Harris


#sookie-stackhouse

You'll have to ask Bill that, Sookie. And this is the only reason we're going? You're not cleverly using this as an excuse to make out with me?" "I'm not that clever, Eric." "I think you deceive yourself, Sookie," Eric said with a brilliant smile.


Charlaine Harris


#sookie-stackhouse #sookie-stackhouse

When I thought of the ferocity and strength of the fairy race, and the fact that it took all I had to open the damn blister pack and extricate the water pistols, my chosen method of defense seemed ludicrous. I'd be armed with a plastic water pistol and a trowel.


Charlaine Harris


#dead-and-gone #fairies #sookie-stackhouse #trowel #vampires

Oh, God, puppy dog eyes. From a six-foot-five ancient Viking vampire.


Charlaine Harris


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