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When I thought of the ferocity and strength of the fairy race, and the fact that it took all I had to open the damn blister pack and extricate the water pistols, my chosen method of defense seemed ludicrous. I'd be armed with a plastic water pistol and a trowel. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#dead-and-gone #fairies #sookie-stackhouse #trowel #vampires

Oh, God, puppy dog eyes. From a six-foot-five ancient Viking vampire. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

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Do I look like I have anything ?" I asked him, in a reasonable voice. He looked as unnerved as the nurse had. He said, "Sorry," and backed away. I took a step after him. I screamed, "I HAVE NOTHING!" And then I said, in a perfectly calm voice, "See, I never had anything to start with. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#true-blood #sookie-stackhouse

As exits go, that's a good one." It was pretty hard to have the last word with a vampire. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#charlaine-harris #vampires #sookie-stackhouse

And since I’m going to be in the neighborhood, you thought I might do as an escort? To an orgy? ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#sookie-stackhouse #svm #true-blood #sookie-stackhouse

i hate not knowing what i did." _Eric ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#eric-northman #sookie-stackhouse

Better to be screwed physically than financially. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#sookie-stackhouse

i was momentarily sidetracked by the vision of Eric herding a cow into a trailer and driving it to the shoulder of the the interstate and shooing it into the trees. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#sookie-stackhouse #true-blood #sookie-stackhouse

Don't blame the Ferrari just cause your ass can't drive. ↗

— Layfayette Reynolds

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No, I like you alive and warm and wiggling. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

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