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Everyone thinks I'm crazy, you know, because I can't tell them the truth; which is, that I'm driven crazy by all these thoughts, all these heads.


Charlaine Harris


#humor #sookie-stackhouse #true-blood #humor

I did what I have been told to do by my queen. In so doing, I fell into a trap I couldn't escape. I still can't." "The trap of LUUUUVVVV, I thought sarcastically. But he was too serious, too calm, to mock.


Charlaine Harris


#humor #sookie-stackhouse #humor

Was I just curious about what the agenda might be at a vampire summit? Did I want the attention of more undead members of society? Did I want to be known as a fangbanger, one of those humans who simply adored the walking dead? Did some corner of me long for a chance to be near Bill without seeking him out, still trying to make some emotional sense of his betrayal? Or was this about Eric? Unbeknownst to myself, was I in love with the flamboyant Viking who was so handsome, so good at making love, and so political, all atthe same time? This sounded like a promising set of problems for a soap opera season.


Charlaine Harris


#bill-compton #eric-northman #sookie-stackhouse #true-blood #love

Eric was holding my hands, and I was digging my nails into him like we were doing something else. He won't mind, I though, as I realized I'd drawn blood. And sure enough, he didn't. "Let go," he advised me, and I loosened my grip on his hands. "No, not of me," he said smiling. "You can hold on to me as long as you want.


Charlaine Harris


#sookie-eric #sookie-stackhouse #sweet-talk #true-blood #sweet

Vampires should never say Uh-Oh!!


Charlaine Harris


#vampire

You've reached Fantasia, where the undead live again every night," "For bar hours, press one. To make a party reservation, press two. To talk to alive person or a dead vampire, press three. Or, if you were intending to leave a humorous prank message on our answering machine, know this: we will find you.


Charlaine Harris


#sookie-stackhouse #humor

There was enough tension in the room to send a fleet of the nervous running for their tranquilizers.


Charlaine Harris


#sookie-stackhouse #humor

They say there's no harm in daydreaming, but there is.


Charlaine Harris


#sookie-stackhouse #sookie-stackhouse

Darling, you can nail my ass anytime,” he said charmingly, and turned to go back to his table.


Harris Charlaine


#sookie-stackhouse #sookie-stackhouse






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