#spouse

My husband is the first man to consistently be involved in the Senate Spouses group. ↗

— Amy Klobuchar

#first #group #husband #involved #man

My personal belief is that you carry your own water in a relationship. If you see a girl and you think she's hot, that's a very human reaction, but you don't go and tell your spouse that, you know? So in one way it's how you behave. ↗

— Mark Ruffalo

#belief #carry #girl #go #hot

When men or women make their work their top priority and become hostile to the normal, natural needs of their children and spouse - obviously, something is wrong. ↗

— Laura Schlessinger

#children #hostile #make #men #natural

Don't expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you'll have a trust fund. Maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse. But you never know when either of them might run out. ↗

— Mary Schmich

#either #else #expect #fund #know

Your allegiance is with your spouse; you cannot break that by showing allegiance to your ex-spouse. ↗

— Connie Sellecca

#break #cannot #showing #spouse #you

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. ↗

— Don Fraser

#each #grants #happy #home #may

A blanket would be a great surface to print my new book on, so you could read it in bed while you’re having boring, obligatory sex with your spouse, who’s as dry and exciting as a sack of flour. 
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— Jarod Kintz

#books #boring #brick-and-blanket #funny #humor

If there's a sexier sound on this planet than the person you're in love with cooing over the crepes you made for him, I don't know what it is. ↗

— Julie Powell

#funny #spouses #food

Peaches found herself wondering if Mary, a tiny brunette with an unprepossessing manner and less than ‘stellar’ work ethics, had to play Where’s Waldo to find Steve’s dick beneath his gigantic waistline. ↗

— A.T. Hicks

#funny #outrageous-behavior #penis-size #funny

A woman who would steal your love when your love was really all you had to give was not much of a woman. ↗

— Stephen King

#cheating #cheating-spouse #love #woman #love