#spoon

When you are dining with a demon, you got to have a long spoon. ↗

— Navjot Singh Sidhu

#dining #got #long #spoon #you

The worst thing you can do to a child, and I've seen it happen so many times, is the silver spoon. ↗

— Elton John

#happen #i #many #ny times #seen

Gag me with a spoon! ↗

— Moon Unit Zappa

#me #spoon

I wasn't born with a golden spoon in my mouth. It was a really tough life. ↗

— Yohan Blake

#golden #i #life #mouth #really

Give us this day our daily taste. Restore to us soups that spoons will not sink in and sauces which are never the same twice. Raise up among us stews with more gravy than we have bread to blot it with Give us pasta with a hundred fillings. ↗

— Robert Farrar Capon

#blot #bread #daily #day #give

I like to spoon after I fork. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#fork #funny #humor #spoon #witty

I can tell you kids grew up with a silver spoon in your mouth. When I was your age, we took a bath once a week on Saturday night, and all of us used the same bath water. ↗

— K. Martin Beckner

#silver-spoon #age

What is this I hear of sorrow and weariness, Anger, discontent and drooping hopes? Degenerate sons and daughters, Life is too strong for you— It takes life to love Life. ↗

— Edgar Lee Masters

#spoon-river-anthology #anger

As much as I would love to know what you know, I’d much rather eat your brain with a spoon.
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— Jarod Kintz

#eat #food #knowledge #spoon #food

I am three forks away from eating all your food with two homeless guys. It’s too bad I only have a suitcase full of spoons and a bucket of soy sauce.
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— Jarod Kintz

#food #funny #homeless #humor #nonsense