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#speeding

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I had a problem with cops pulling me over all the time for speeding. When I was doing Hill Street Blues, the cops said how much they loved the show as they were writing me up; meanwhile my insurance went through the roof.


Jennifer Tilly


#cops #doing #had #hill #how

Do you know how fast you were going?" Fang looked at the speedometer..."No," he said truthfully. I tagged you at seventy miles per hour,"she said, pulling out a clipboard. I let out an impressed whistle. "Excellent! I never thought we'd be that fast." Fang shot me a look and I put my hand over my mouth.


James Patterson


#excellence

If the workers took a notion they could stop all speeding trains; every ship upon the ocean they can tie with mighty chains.


Joe Hill


#could #every #mighty #notion #ocean

It was like being in a car with the gas pedal slammed down to the floor and nothing to do but hold on and pretend to have some semblance of control. But control was something I'd lost a long time ago.


Nic Sheff


#control #life #speeding #life

I get speeding ticket like everybody else. If the restaurant is full I'm waiting in line like everybody else.


Mikhail Baryshnikov


#everybody #everybody else #full #get #i

The train we had so confidently boarded had been speeding at almost 100 miles an hour and it had derailed. Someone, I can't remember who, showed me a newspaper photograph of the carriage we had been sitting in tilted on its side on a station platform next to a large notice that said Welcome to Potters Bar.


Nina Bawden


#bar #been #carriage #confidently #had

The original project began because we know the universe is expanding. Everybody had assumed that gravity would slow down the expansion of the universe and everything would come to a halt and collapse. The big surprise was it was actually speeding up.


Saul Perlmutter


#assumed #because #began #big #big surprise

Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car.


Will Durst


#men #one thing #speeding #superior #thing

It turns out that speeding irresponsibly in a large truck, placing personal wealth ahead of the welfare of others, is one of the greatest sins in the Universe....


Craig Ferguson


#reckless-driving #rules-of-the-universe #speeding #death

On the way home I absently minded (you know what I mean) went through a stop sign in Hyannis so of course there was a police car to apprehend me. A soft answer turnethed away wrath, fortunately.


Edward Gorey


#kindness #speeding #home






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