#spam

I've learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively. ↗

— Al Yankovic

#filter #how #i #learned #pretty

Anybody who thinks that getting a communication from a voter in your district is spam - that guy is pork. Roast pork unless he changes his point of view. ↗

— Dick Morris

#changes #communication #district #getting #guy

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. ↗

— Johnny Carson

#leftover #life #marriage #spam #spice

No one bill will cure the problem of spam. It will take a combined effort of legislation, litigation, enforcement, customer education, and technology solutions. ↗

— David Baker

#combined #cure #customer #education #effort

Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so exciting. ↗

— Bill Gates

#day #debt #e-mail #every #every day

Processed pig is white trash meat. Some people call it Spam. ↗

— Scott Weiland

#meat #people #pig #processed #some

This is like the telephone problem - no one wants to have the first one. But we are seeing a lot of people who want some sort of technology to solve the spam problem. ↗

— Eric Allman

#like #lot #people #problem #seeing

Who has time to manually spam web sites? That can't be very cost effective. ↗

— Eric Cheng

#effective #sites #spam #time #very

Blasted spam pigeons! ↗

— Kate Beaton

#humour #pigeons #spam #humor