#sookie

i hate not knowing what i did." _Eric ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#eric-northman #sookie-stackhouse

Better to be screwed physically than financially. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#sookie-stackhouse

i was momentarily sidetracked by the vision of Eric herding a cow into a trailer and driving it to the shoulder of the the interstate and shooing it into the trees. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#sookie-stackhouse #true-blood #sookie-stackhouse

Don't blame the Ferrari just cause your ass can't drive. ↗

— Layfayette Reynolds

#sookie-stackhouse #sookie-stackhouse

No, I like you alive and warm and wiggling. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#sookie-stackhouse #sookie-stackhouse

He picked some unwise words. Saying, “I’ll enjoy killing you for my lord”, is just not the way to make my acquaintance. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#dead-and-gone #sookie-stackhouse #sookie-stackhouse

I was surprised to find out there was a direct line from my palm to my, my, hootchie. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#sookie-stackhouse

Apparently, once you got used to regular and spectacular sex, your body had a mind of its own (so to speak) when it was deprived of that recreation; to say nothing of missing the hugging and cuddling part. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#southern-vampire-mysteries #vampire #sookie-stackhouse

I could add her to the long list of people I didn't understand. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#sookie-stackhouse

Sookie, what have we done? And to whom?" "I killed a chicken. And I cooked it." "Sookie, Sookie. My bullshit meter is reading that as a false." -Eric Northman, Sookie Stackhouse ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#sookie-stackhouse