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A piece of happiness should never be taken as due.


Charlaine Harris


#happiness #sookie-stackhouse

I don't like having feelings," _Eric Northman


Charlaine Harris


#eric-northman #sookie-stackhouse

Once again, I had that feeling of drowning when I hadn’t even known I was in the pool


Charlaine Harris


#dead-and-gone #sookie-stackhouse #sookie-stackhouse

Don’t go looking for trouble; it’s already looking for you.


Charlaine Harris


#sookie-stackhouse

So, what, you just decided to sack out here and seduce me when I walked in the door? Home from spending the night at my boyfriend's? After having sex with him that could go in the Guinness Book of Records?


Charlaine Harris


#sookie-stackhouse #sookie-stackhouse

Of course I am grateful, and I'm sure you are, as you put it, a special vintage," Bill said politely, "But I have my own wine cellar.


Charlaine Harris


#sookie-stackhouse

A dog – a collie – went up to Eric, looked up at his face, and growled. “Shoo,” Eric said, making an imperious gesture with his hand.


Charlaine Harris


#sookie-stackhouse-novels #sookie-stackhouse

I hate witches. Humans had the right idea, burning them at the stake.


Charlaine Harris


#funny #sookie-stackhouse #true-blood #witches #funny

Eric had fang showing. "Hello, Eric," Quinn said calmly. His deep voice rumbled along my spine. "Sookie, you look good enough to eat." He smiled at me, and the tremors along my spine spread into another area entirely. I would never have believed that in Eric's presence I could think another man was attractive. I'd have been wrong to think so. "You look very nice, too," I said, trying not to beam like an idiot. It was not cool to drool. Eric said, "What have you been telling Sookie, Quinn?" The two tall men looked at each other. I didn't believe I was the source of their animosity. I was a symptom, not the disease. Something lay underneath this. "I've been telling Sookie that the queen requires Sookie's presence at the conference as part of her party, and that the queen's summons supercedes yours," Quinn said flatly. "Since when has the queen given orders through a shifter?" Eric said, contempt flattening his voice. "Since this shifter performed a valuable service for her in the line of business," Quinn answered, with no hesitation. "Mr. Cataliades suggested to Her Majesty that I might be helpful in a diplomatic capacity, and my partners were glad to give me extra time to perform any duties she might give me." I wasn't totally sure I was following this, but I got the gist of it. Eric was incensed, to use a good entry from my Word of the Day calendar. In fact, his eyes were almost throwing sparks, he was so angry. "This woman has been mine, and she will be mine," he said, in tones so definite I thought about checking my rear end for a brand.


Charlaine Harris


#quinn #sookie-stackhouse #business

I wondered if I could get a witch to cast a truth spell on Debbie Pelt, whom I despised because she had been cruel to Alcide, insulted me grievously, burned a hole in my favorite wrap and--oh--tried to kill me by proxy. Also, she had stupid hair.


Charlainne Harris


#sookie-stackhouse #vampires #humor






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