#socks

You're not going to find a man whose socks don't get dirty or who doesn't snore. ↗

— Helen Reddy

#find #get #going #man #snore

A man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks. ↗

— Jean Kerr

#clean #driven #find #himself #instance

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks. ↗

— Jean Kerr

#because #clean #driven #find #himself

I believe that if you don't want to do anything, then sit there and don't do it, but don't expect people to hand you a corn beef sandwich and wash your socks for you and unzip your fly for you. ↗

— Shel Silverstein

#beef #believe #corn #expect #fly

In my day, the players used to work their socks off. It's all changed now, obviously. ↗

— Gordon Smith

#day #now #obviously #off #players

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks. ↗

— Jean Kerr

#conversation #gender #humor #language #men