#socks

You're not going to find a man whose socks don't get dirty or who doesn't snore. ↗

— Helen Reddy

#find #get #going #man #snore

A man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks. ↗

— Jean Kerr

#clean #driven #find #himself #instance

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks. ↗

— Jean Kerr

#because #clean #driven #find #himself

I believe that if you don't want to do anything, then sit there and don't do it, but don't expect people to hand you a corn beef sandwich and wash your socks for you and unzip your fly for you. ↗

— Shel Silverstein

#beef #believe #corn #expect #fly

In my day, the players used to work their socks off. It's all changed now, obviously. ↗

— Gordon Smith

#day #now #obviously #off #players

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks. ↗

— Jean Kerr

#conversation #gender #humor #language #men

Bad Boys II has knocked everyone's socks off. ↗

— Joe Pantoliano

#everyone #ii #knocked #off #socks

After my first day of competition I put on compression socks. They help me recover for the next day. ↗

— Jessica Ennis

#competition #compression #day #first #help

There was still plenty of water in the basement, and I felt it soaking me from the knees on down. If someone wanted to torture me until I told them a critical piece of information, all they would have to do is get my socks wet. It feels terrible. ↗

— Lemony Snicket

#interrogation #socks #torture #funny

Friendship is like putting butter on your socks before you slide them on. Sure, we all do it occasionally, but most of us would rather eat breakfast bare-handed at least once in a while. 
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— Jarod Kintz

#butter #food #friendship #funny #humor