#snoring

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing "Maria" from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up. ↗

— Adam Sandler

#hang #hear #her #i #maria

Snoring keeps the monsters away. ↗

— Judy Blume

#snoring #humor

My specialties are corpses, unconscious people and people snoring in spectacular epics. ↗

— Gig Young

#epics #people #snoring #specialties #spectacular

A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#marriage

I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land--every color, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike--all snored in the same language. ↗

— Malcolm X

#humanity #language #snoring #tolerance #diversity

My wife says I'm making a noise like a stranded whale. I think I have a major snoring problem. ↗

— Rex Hunt

#i think #like #major #making #noise