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I had a dream about you. You had just died, and I was debating putting your body into either a coffin or a shoebox. My decision was based solely on spatial concerns, so I chose the ashtray, because I thought it best to smoke your essence like a cigarette. 



Jarod Kintz


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Acceptable food rots while we are chased from bins behind restaurants, chased from sleeping on the street, chased from relieving ourselves unless we pay for food or gas, until finally we are so hungry, sleepless, smelly, constipated and beaten-down that we simply die of lack of will to live.


Jane Siberry


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When you guys are sleeping at night, I am out there working.


Yohan Blake


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I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.



Dark Jar Tin Zoo


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Somebody needs to pet me, and I guess that somebody is me. My cat is busy sleeping. 



Jarod Kintz


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I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway.


Michael Summers


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I had a dream about you last night. We watched pornography together, but purely for the storyline.


Michael Summers


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I had a dream about you last night. I could fly. I was going to use this power to impress you, but you were too heavy to carry, so I won you over with my personality instead


Michael Summers


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I had a dream about you. We were fishing in the Utah desert. You caught a dinosaur, but due to Federal regulations, we had to release the bones so Ted Kennedy could drive back to the cemetery, drunk.



Jarod Kintz


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I had a dream about you last night. We were plug sockets in the bedroom. We saw only a short part of their day, but we knew everything of it.


Michael Summers


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