#sleeping

I had a dream about you last night... Unfortunately, it wasn't a dream. ↗

— Amy Summers

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#because #bed #blanket #children #crooked

What I'm mostly good at is sleeping, he once told me in confidence, but he added, I don't see much future in it. ↗

— Brian Andreas

#sleeping #story-people #humor

I like cream and sugar in my sleep. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#sleep #sleeping #change

I had a dream about you last night.. you were holding a pine cone and introducing him as Gerald. ↗

— Nicole McKay

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

Life: I’ll never understand it. ↗

— Haruki Murakami

#short-story #tony-takitani #life

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. ↗

— Mark Twain

#except #exercise #i #never #resting

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. ↗

— Mark Twain

#make #never #rule #sleeping #smoke

I love men in bed when they are sleeping. But then they have to go and wake up. ↗

— Daphne Zuniga

#go #i #i love #love #men

From reading too much, and sleeping too little, his brain dried up on him and he lost his judgment. ↗

— Miguel de Cervantes

#dried #him #his #judgment #little