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#sleeping

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #sleeping




And where I excel is ridiculous, sickening, work ethic. You know, while the other guy's sleeping? I'm working.


Will Smith


#excel #guy #i #know #other

When you guys are sleeping at night, I am out there working.


Yohan Blake


#guys #i #i am #night #out

The only thing that comes to a sleeping man is dreams.


Tupac Shakur


#dreams #man #only #sleeping #the only thing

I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.



Dark Jar Tin Zoo


#funny #humor #intense #intensity #love

When I found him lying in the ditch holding a shovel, I thought he was sleeping on the job. Turns out he was being even lazier, and he was in fact dead. 



Jarod Kintz


#death #ditch #find #found #job

I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway.


Michael Summers


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night. We watched pornography together, but purely for the storyline.


Michael Summers


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night. We moved into a cabin in the countryside. I couldn't handle the spiders. You couldn't handle my drama. I moved back to the city.


Michael Summers


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

Who worries for dying? If I close my eyes tonight, I will either dream, or not, or my eyes will open and I will be here again. And if none of those happen, and I do not wake? Who worries for dying?


Roman Payne


#dreams #dying #roman-payne #sleeping #death

Sleeping on it didn't make accepting it any easier. It seemed like a really bad dream.


Abbi Glines


#heartache #reality #sleeping #dreams






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