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A mist. A great mist. It covered the entire kingdom. And everyone in it - the good people and the not so good, the young people and the not-so-young, and even Briar Rose's mother and father fell asleep. Everyone slept: lords and ladies, teacher and tummlers, dogs and doves, rabbits and rabbitzen and all kinds of citizens. So fast asleep they were, they were not able to wake up for a hundred years.


Jane Yolen


#holocaust #sleeping-beauty #beauty

I spend my weekends sleeping and watching DVDs, and eating at restaurants within a 2-block radius of my apartment.


Wentworth Miller


#dvds #eating #i #radius #restaurants

I had a dream about you. You had just died, and I was debating putting your body into either a coffin or a shoebox. My decision was based solely on spatial concerns, so I chose the ashtray, because I thought it best to smoke your essence like a cigarette. 



Jarod Kintz


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

For eight years, I was sleeping with the president, and if that doesn't give you special access, I don't know what does!


Nancy Reagan


#does #eight #give #i #know

There are people much less fortunate than us, and I don't mean people hungry sleeping in the streets either.


Della Reese


#fortunate #hungry #i #less #mean

And where I excel is ridiculous, sickening, work ethic. You know, while the other guy's sleeping? I'm working.


Will Smith


#excel #guy #i #know #other

The moon looked like melted mozzarella to my bleary and blurry vision. Was I tired, intoxicated, or in love? Or was I sober, asleep, and alone?



Jarod Kintz


#asleep #blurry #cheese #drunk #intoxicated

Reading—it’s the third best thing to do in bed.



Jarod Kintz


#fornicate #fornication #read #reading #sex

My mother gets all mad at me if I stay in a hotel. I'm 31-years-old, and I don't want to sleep on a sleeping bag down in the basement. It's humiliating.


Ben Affleck


#bag #basement #down #gets #hotel

My goal is to hit the gym every day I'm on vacation. Usually I just end up sleeping and drinking beer.


Gary Allan


#day #drinking #end #every #every day






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