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I had a dream about you last night... shortly after I woke up screaming in terror.


Amy Summers


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you where you were an economic hero. So is the real life you like the dream you? Answer this question: If Paul Krugman and Ben Bernanke were about to die, and they only had 59 seconds left, and you could only save one, would you take a minute to think it over?




Jarod Kintz


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you. We were in a band. I was the lead singer, guitar player, saxophonist, harpist, violinist, bassist, cellist, harmonica player, pianist, and drummer. Oh, and I played the trumpet. And you, you had the important role—you played air guitar. I feel this dream accurately reflects me as an unselfish person, willing to stand in the shade so someone else might enjoy the spotlight and get all the glory. 



Jarod Kintz


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs.


Amy Summers


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night... You tried to propose with a digital ceramic heater.


Amy Summers


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night.. You thought you were a candy vampire, you were standing in the sun screaming 'I'm melting.


Nicole McKay


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

If you count sheep before you go to sleep, are you barrrrr'd from dreams?


Benny Bellamacina


#humour #sleeping #dreams

...When a man first awakens, it sometimes takes several moments before he starts thinking clearly." "And here I thought it took several years, perhaps a lifetime for the average man's intellect to kick in.


Karen Marie Moning


#gwen #humor #intellect #karen-marie-moning #kiss-of-the-highlander

There is a certain proper and luxurious way of lying in bed. Confucius, that great artist of life, "never lay straight" in bed, "like a corpse", but always curled up on one side. I believe one of the greatest pleasures of life is to curl up one's legs in bed. The posture of the arms is also very important, in order to reach the greatest degree of aesthetic pleasure and mental power. I believe the best posture is not lying flat on the bed, but being upholstered with big soft pillows at an angle of thirty degrees with either one arm or both arms placed behind the back of one's head.


Lin Yutang


#chinese-philosopher #confucius #happiness #philosophy #philosophy-of-life

Touch" You are already asleep. I lower myself in next to you, my skin slightly numb with the restraint of habits, the patina of self, the black frost of outsideness, so that even unclothed it is a resilient chilly hardness, a superficially malleable, dead rubbery texture. You are a mound of bedclothes, where the cat in sleep braces its paws against your calf through the blankets, and kneads each paw in turn. Meanwhile and slowly I feel a is it my own warmth surfacing or the ferment of your whole body that in darkness beneath the cover is stealing bit by bit to break down that chill. You turn and hold me tightly, do you know who I am or am I your mother or the nearest human being to hold on to in a dreamed pogrom. What I, now loosened, sink into is an old big place, it is there already, for you are already there, and the cat got there before you, yet it is hard to locate. What is more, the place is not found but seeps from our touch in continuous creation, dark enclosing cocoon round ourselves alone, dark wide realm where we walk with everyone.


Thom Gunn


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