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#sleeping

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Fucking nightmares. My heart starts to slow down. Glancing down at the floor, I see Tybalt, who is glaring at me with a puffed-up tail. I wonder if he had been sleeping on my chest and I catapulted him off when I woke up. I don't remember, but I wish that I did, because it would've been hilarious.


Kendare Blake


#ghosts #nightmares #sleeping #hilarious

I had a dream about you last night.. You were playing with chicken livers and told me everyone was in quarantine.


Amy Summers


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I had a dream about you last night... You replaced all the people in your life with kittens. It felt more like a prediction of the future.


Amy Summers


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night... shortly after I woke up screaming in terror.


Amy Summers


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you where you were an economic hero. So is the real life you like the dream you? Answer this question: If Paul Krugman and Ben Bernanke were about to die, and they only had 59 seconds left, and you could only save one, would you take a minute to think it over?




Jarod Kintz


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you. We were in a band. I was the lead singer, guitar player, saxophonist, harpist, violinist, bassist, cellist, harmonica player, pianist, and drummer. Oh, and I played the trumpet. And you, you had the important role—you played air guitar. I feel this dream accurately reflects me as an unselfish person, willing to stand in the shade so someone else might enjoy the spotlight and get all the glory. 



Jarod Kintz


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I had a dream about you last night... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs.


Amy Summers


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I had a dream about you last night... You tried to propose with a digital ceramic heater.


Amy Summers


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night.. You thought you were a candy vampire, you were standing in the sun screaming 'I'm melting.


Nicole McKay


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If you count sheep before you go to sleep, are you barrrrr'd from dreams?


Benny Bellamacina


#humour #sleeping #dreams






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