#sleeping

I had a dream about you last night... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive. ↗

— Nicole McKay

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you. You spoke to me. That’s how I knew it was only a fantasy. My mumbled response was too logical for me to be asleep. ↗

— Bauvard

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night. Eons ago, we created a Universe, then sat back and watched miniature versions of ourselves try to make all the same mistakes we did. ↗

— Michael Summers

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night... Unfortunately, it wasn't a dream. ↗

— Amy Summers

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

Through such advanced techniques like sleeping, I started exploring the depths of me. And until you find out who you are, or stop yawning, I suggest you do the same. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #sleeping #funny

What I'm mostly good at is sleeping, he once told me in confidence, but he added, I don't see much future in it. ↗

— Brian Andreas

#sleeping #story-people #humor

Life: I’ll never understand it. ↗

— Haruki Murakami

#short-story #tony-takitani #life

We want to climb in with you,' Dermot said. 'We'll all sleep better.' That seemed incredibly weird and creepy to me - or maybe I only thought it should have. I was simply too tired to argue. I climbed in the bed. Claude got in on one side of me, Dermot on the other. Just when I was thinking, I would never be able to sleep, that this situation was too odd and too wrong, I felt a kind of blissful relaxation roll through my body, a kind of unfamiliar comfort. I was with family. I was with blood. And I slept. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#dermot #fairies #family #sleeping #sookie-stackhouse

When animators weren't sleeping, they were drinking. ↗

— Joseph Barbera

#drinking #sleeping #were #weren

I love men in bed when they are sleeping. But then they have to go and wake up. ↗

— Daphne Zuniga

#go #i #i love #love #men