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#sleeping

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I really detest movies like 'Indecent Proposal' and 'Pretty Woman' because they send a message to women that sleeping with a rich man is the ultimate goal and really that's such a small part of it.


Laura Kightlinger


#detest #goal #i #indecent #like

I started off when I was seven years old doing musicals. I was in 'Les Miserables' and 'The Sound of Music,' and my mum's an actress. My parents divorced when I was young, and when she couldn't find a babysitter, I was in the wings, sleeping.


Alicia Vikander


#babysitter #divorced #doing #find #i

All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I'd sooner go to my dentist any day.


Evelyn Waugh


#any #day #dentist #fuss #go

Could the two people who are making out please be quiet?" the Colonel asked loudly from his sleeping bag. "Those of us who are not making out are drunk and tired.


John Green


#funny #humor #kisses #kissing #laura

A mist. A great mist. It covered the entire kingdom. And everyone in it - the good people and the not so good, the young people and the not-so-young, and even Briar Rose's mother and father fell asleep. Everyone slept: lords and ladies, teacher and tummlers, dogs and doves, rabbits and rabbitzen and all kinds of citizens. So fast asleep they were, they were not able to wake up for a hundred years.


Jane Yolen


#holocaust #sleeping-beauty #beauty

I had a dream about you. You had just died, and I was debating putting your body into either a coffin or a shoebox. My decision was based solely on spatial concerns, so I chose the ashtray, because I thought it best to smoke your essence like a cigarette. 



Jarod Kintz


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you. You were a floating blue blob, and I was a painter in a spacesuit floating through the cosmos trying to catch you and imprison you in my painting. I really need to dream more, because that sounds too much like Tuesday nights at Albino Al’s to be considered fantasy. 



Dora J. Arod


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

After a hundred years the son of the King then reigning, who was of another family from that of the sleeping Princess, was a-hunting on that side of the country, and he asked what those towers were which he saw in the middle of a great thick wood.


Charles Perrault


#another #asked #country #family #great

So I'm more at home with my backpack, sleeping in a hotel room or on a bus or on an airplane, than I am necessarily on a bed. It's weird being here. It feels like I'm standing next to my real life.


Henry Rollins


#am #backpack #bed #being #bus

I think if the church did what they were supposed to do we wouldn't have anyone sleeping on the streets.


Michael W. Smith


#church #did #i #i think #sleeping






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