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#sleeping

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Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus [never tickle a sleeping dragon]


J.K. Rowling


#latin #motto #never-tickle-a-sleeping-dragon #sleep

I spend my weekends sleeping and watching DVDs, and eating at restaurants within a 2-block radius of my apartment.


Wentworth Miller


#dvds #eating #i #radius #restaurants

The Cold War isn't thawing; it is burning with a deadly heat. Communism isn't sleeping; it is, as always, plotting, scheming, working, fighting.


Richard M. Nixon


#burning #cold #cold war #communism #deadly

I was proud of working 18 hours a day and sleeping three hours a night. It's something now that has turned into a problem for me: not being able to sleep... having insomnia.


Puff Daddy


#being #day #having #hours #i

I had a dream about you. You were you, but you were many—a multitude of mannequins, each named Manny. And I was me, but I was Dark Jar Tin Zoo, and as such I made love to you—all of you. Then I woke up alone, naked, cuddling a mannequin I named after you who smells like you, because I spray it with the same fragrance you used to wear. Is that crazy? No, I didn’t think so either. 



Dora J. Arod


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you. We were traveling in your car. You were driving, and I was securely fastened by ropes and duct tape in the trunk. I tried telling you my family has no money, but you had to find out the hard way.



Jarod Kintz


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you. You were a floating blue blob, and I was a painter in a spacesuit floating through the cosmos trying to catch you and imprison you in my painting. I really need to dream more, because that sounds too much like Tuesday nights at Albino Al’s to be considered fantasy. 



Dora J. Arod


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.


Karl Pilkington


#book #comfortable #days #did #different

So I'm more at home with my backpack, sleeping in a hotel room or on a bus or on an airplane, than I am necessarily on a bed. It's weird being here. It feels like I'm standing next to my real life.


Henry Rollins


#am #backpack #bed #being #bus

Acceptable food rots while we are chased from bins behind restaurants, chased from sleeping on the street, chased from relieving ourselves unless we pay for food or gas, until finally we are so hungry, sleepless, smelly, constipated and beaten-down that we simply die of lack of will to live.


Jane Siberry


#behind #chased #die #finally #food






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