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#sleeping

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She wakes in a puddle of sunlight. Her hands asleep beside her. Her hair draped on the lawn like a mantle of cloth.


Roman Payne


#love #nymph #ode #pastoral #pastorale

When I found him lying in the ditch holding a shovel, I thought he was sleeping on the job. Turns out he was being even lazier, and he was in fact dead. 



Jarod Kintz


#death #ditch #find #found #job

I had a dream about you. You were dying, and everybody around you was ignoring you because nobody wants to think about death. I was the only person who saw your pain, and was willing to document your descent into decomposition with the unblinking honesty of a video camera following your every move. You didn't smile once, but I suppose that's natural, because you were a soon-to-be skeleton in a cemetery.



Dora J. Arod


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

She has the mysterious solitude of ambiguous states; she hovers in a no-man’s land between life and death, sleeping and waking.


Angela Carter


#dream #life #reality #sleeping #waking

I had a dream about you last night. I could fly. I was going to use this power to impress you, but you were too heavy to carry, so I won you over with my personality instead


Michael Summers


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you. We were fishing in the Utah desert. You caught a dinosaur, but due to Federal regulations, we had to release the bones so Ted Kennedy could drive back to the cemetery, drunk.



Jarod Kintz


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night. We were plug sockets in the bedroom. We saw only a short part of their day, but we knew everything of it.


Michael Summers


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night. We moved into a cabin in the countryside. I couldn't handle the spiders. You couldn't handle my drama. I moved back to the city.


Michael Summers


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

Who worries for dying? If I close my eyes tonight, I will either dream, or not, or my eyes will open and I will be here again. And if none of those happen, and I do not wake? Who worries for dying?


Roman Payne


#dreams #dying #roman-payne #sleeping #death

Sleeping on it didn't make accepting it any easier. It seemed like a really bad dream.


Abbi Glines


#heartache #reality #sleeping #dreams






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