#slapped

We've had drive-by shootings. I've been spat on, slapped, shot at. One guy tried to stab me with a broken beer bottle. But the way we look at it, if people do the worst they can, we'll still wake up in glory. ↗

— Troy Perry

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#beer #bottle #broken #glory #guy

I've never scratched, or punched, or slapped anybody in my real life. ↗

— Leelee Sobieski

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#i #life #never #punched #real

When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

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#born #doctor #i #i was born #mother