#slap

If I'd had more time or been a better writer, I would have tried to put the same ideas and experiences into a novel. But I didn't so I slapped it up on the Web. ↗

— Philip Greenspun

#better #experiences #had #i #ideas

I don't think I'll have to kill her. Just slap that pretty face into hamburger meat, that's all. ↗

— Sterling Hayden

#hamburger #her #i #into #just

I just did an ad with Microsoft. I'm dressed as Napoleon, and I get to slap Bill Gates. ↗

— Jon Heder

#bill #bill gates #did #dressed #gates

Why slap them on the wrist with feather when you can belt them over the head with a sledgehammer. ↗

— Katharine Hepburn

#feather #head #over #slap #them

Women say they have sexual thoughts too. They have no idea. It's the difference between shooting a bullet and throwing it. If they knew what we were really thinking, they'd never stop slapping us. ↗

— Larry Miller

#bullet #difference #idea #knew #never

Just because we're on schedule is no reason to shoot bad acting. Someone once said to me, 'You're inconsiderate.' And I said, "Inconsiderate? Bad acting is the ultimate inconsideration.' It's a collective slap to a million faces at the same time. ↗

— Debra Winger

#bad #bad acting #because #collective #faces

At times we were criticized for doing too much slapstick. I don't believe in mild comedy, and neither does Lucy. ↗

— Desi Arnaz

#comedy #criticized #does #doing #i

Jeff Smith was the Julia Child of my generation. When his television show, 'The Frugal Gourmet,' made its debut on PBS in the 1980s, it conveyed such genuine enthusiasm for cooking that I was moved for the first time to slap down cold cash for a collection of recipes. ↗

— Alton Brown

#child #cold #collection #conveyed #cooking

If you catch me saying 'I am a serious actor,' I beg you to slap me. ↗

— Johnny Depp

#am #beg #catch #i #i am

I am a tender, beautiful and loving guy that happens to slap a photographer now and then because they get in my way. ↗

— Liam Gallagher

#beautiful #because #get #guy #happens