#slap

And before I'd got to the end of the first paragraph, I'd come up slap bang against a fundamental problem that still troubles me today whenever I begin a story, and it's this: where am I telling it from? ↗

— Philip Pullman

#am #bang #before #begin #come

In middle school, we are all so damn insecure. It was the worst time for me, really destructive, like slapping myself across the face but loving it. Now I have to be an adult and change myself. I have to be a bigger person. ↗

— Nikki Reed

#adult #bigger #change #damn #destructive

I've never scratched, or punched, or slapped anybody in my real life. ↗

— Leelee Sobieski

#i #life #never #punched #real

I began imagining scenes in public which some drunk would come up to me and slap me in the face. Nothing like that ever happened, but I often wonder if I would have turned the other cheek. ↗

— Max von Sydow

#cheek #come #drunk #ever #face

I think I'm the only actor in the history of film who got to slap Sam Jackson on the face and butt and lived to tell about it. ↗

— Eugene Levy

#actor #face #film #got #history

If I wanted your opinion, I'd slap it outta ya. ↗

— Paul O'Grady

#opinion #outta #slap #wanted #ya

When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#born #doctor #i #i was born #mother

Death isn't enough. It doesn't remove the stain. But a slap, a whiplash, square on the face, does. Because a man's face is as sacred as his mother or his wife. ↗

— Mario Vargas Llosa

#death

Honesty: what a refreshing slap in the face it is. ↗

— Timothy M. Brenner

#humor #inspirational #slap #humor

The classic definition of slapstick runs along the line of, "Funny is someone else ramming his face repeatedly into a brick wall. ↗

— Katherine Dunn

#family