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Alec slid his hand from Jace's arm to his shoulder. Magnus cleared his throat. Alec dropped his hand. Simon grinned into his undrunk coffee.


Cassandra Clare


#jace-wayland #magnus-bane #simon-lewis #magnus-bane

I have a feeling you're right, Sherwin.' 'Simon. My name is Simon.


Cassandra Clare


#city-of-lost-souls #magnus-bane #simon-lewis #the-mortal-instruments #magnus-bane

The warlock's gaze, on the flames, was remote and distant, as if he were looking back into the past. Simon couldn't help but remember what Magnus had said to him once, about living forever: Someday you and I will be the only two left.


Cassandra Clare


#simon-lewis #magnus-bane

Bitten? You mean you're a-" "A werewolf," said the girl. "Like everyone else here. Except you, and the asshole. And the asshole's sister.


Cassandra Clare


#clary-fray #humor #jace-wayland #maia #simon-lewis

If I feel the urge to burst into flames, I'll let you know," Simon was getting fed up. "Look, did you actually ask me to come all the way uptown just so you could stare at me like I'm something in a petrie dish? Next time I'll send you a photo." "And I'll frame it and put it on my nightstand," Jace said, but he didn't sound as if his heart was in the sarcasm. "Look, I asked you here for a reason, not to stare at you. Much as I hate to admit it, vampire, we have something in common." "Totally awesome hair?" Simon suggested


Cassandra Clare


#jace-wayland #simon-lewis #humor

Clary made fun of him about his new look; but, then, Clary found everything about Simon's love life borderline hilarious.


Cassandra Clare


#humor #love-life #simon-lewis #humor

Isabelle snorted, "All the boys are guy. In this truck, anyway. Well, not you, Simon." "You noticed," said Simon. "I think of myself as a freewheeling bisexual," added Magnus. "Please never say those words in front of my parents," said Alec.


Cassandra Clare


#bisexual #cassandra-clare #city-of-lost-souls #funny #gay

Simon: So were you following me? Or is it just an amazing coincidence that you happened to be on the roof of a building I was walking by when I got attacked? Jace: I was following you. Simon: Is this the part where you tell me you're secretly in love with me?


Cassandra Clare


#jace-lightwood #love #sarcasm #simon-lewis #humor

We?" Simon looked at him in disbelief. "Are you ever going home?" "What, bored with my company already?" "Let me ask you something," Simon said. "Do you find me fascinating to be around?" "What was that?" Jace said. "Sorry, I think I fell asleep for a moment. Do, continue with whatever mesmerizing thing you were saying.


Cassandra Clare


#humor #jace-wayland #simon-lewis #humor

The door buzzer sounded again. The two boys exchanged a single look before both bolting down the narrow hallway to the door. Jordan got there first. He grabbed for the coatrack that stood by the door, ripped the coats off it, and flung the door wide, the rack held aboe his head like a javelin. On the other side of the door was Jace. He blinked. "Is that a coatrack?" Jordan slammed the coatrack down on the ground and sighed. "If you'd been a vampire, this would have been a lot more useful." "Yes," said Jace. "Or, you know, just someone with a lot of coats.


Cassandra Clare


#city-of-fallen-angels #coatrack #coats #funny #humor






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