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Clary made fun of him about his new look; but, then, Clary found everything about Simon's love life borderline hilarious.


Cassandra Clare


#humor #love-life #simon-lewis #humor

You look happy," he said to Clary. He swiveled his gaze to Jace. "And a good thing for you that she does." Jace raised an eyebrow. "Is this the part where you tell me that if I hurt her, you'll kill me?" "No," said Simon, "If you hurt Clary, she's quite capable of killing you herself. Possibly with a variety of weapons." Jace looked pleased by the thought.


Cassandra Clare


#jace-and-simon #mortal-instruments #clary-fray

He's not in a very good mood," said Luke, pausing in front of a closed door. "I shut him up in Freaky Pete's office after he nearly killed half my pack with his bare hands. He wouldn't talk to me, so"—Luke shrugged—"I thought of you." He looked from Clary's baffled face to Simon's. "What?" "I can't believe he came here," Clary said. "I can't believe you know someone named Freaky Pete," said Simon. "I know a lot of people," said Luke. "Not that Freaky Pete is strictly people, but I'm hardly one to talk.


Cassandra Clare


#luke #simon-lewis #clary-fray

With the whole Mark of Cain thing, does that mean if I accidentally kick you during the night, I get kicked in the shins seven times by an invisible force?


Cassandra Clare


#simon-lewis #clary-fray

Clary?" he thought. Her voice came through, tinged with alarm. "What is it? What's happened? Did my mom find out I'm gone?" "Not yet," he thought back. "Is Azazel the cat from the Smurfs?" There was a long pause. "That's Azrael, Simon. And no more using the magic rings for Smurfs question.


Cassandra Clare


#clary-fray #lol #simon #smurfs #clary-fray

Using your talent, hobby or profession in a way that makes you contribute with something good to this world is truly the way to go.


Simon Zingerman


#business #creativity #feel-good #good-hearted #goodness

Simon stepped between them. “I’m not going to let you fight with each other.” “And what are you going to do about it if . . . Oh.” Jace's gaze trailed up to Simon’s forehead, and he grinned reluctantly. “ So basically you’re threatening to turn me into something you can sprinkle on popcorn if I don’t do what you say?


Cassandra Clare


#city-of-fallen-angels #jace-lightwood #mortal-instruments #simon-lewis #fighting

Isabelle waved a hand. "No need to worry, big brother. Nothing happened. Of course," she added as Alex'a shoulders relaxed, "I was totally passed-out drunk, so he could really have done whatever he wanted and I wouldn't have woken up." "Oh, please," said Simon. "All I did was tell you the entire plot of Star Wars." "I don't think I remember that," said Isabelle, taking a cookie from the plate on the table. "Oh, yeah? Who was Luke Skywalker's best childhood friend?" "Biggs Darklighter," Isabelle said immediately, and then hit the table with the flat of her hand."That is so cheating!


Cassandra Clare


#city-of-lost-souls #isabelle-lightwood #mortal-instruments #shadowhunters #simon-lewis

Oh, good. You're starting to talk about yourself in the third person. That's not a sign of impending megalomania or anything.


Cassandra Clare


#simon-lewis #talking

You're not gay, are you? If I were, I would dress better.


Cassandra Clare


#gay-stereotypes #simon-lewis #stereotypes