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Mom. I have something to tell you. I’m undead. Now, I know you may have some preconceived notions about the undead. I know you may not be comfortable with the idea of me being undead. But I’m here to tell you that undead are just like you and me … well, okay. Possibly more like me than you.


Cassandra Clare


#humor #mortal-instruments #simon #vampire #humor

Watching Jace hug Isabelle, she tried to school her features into a happy and loving expression. "Are you all right?" Simon asked, with some concern. "Your eyes are crossing.


Cassandra Clare


#clary-fray #humor #simon-lewis #humor

Also, I'm sleeping with your mom. Just thought you should know.


Cassandra Clare


#humor #jocelyn-fray #simon-lewis #humor

Where's Simon?" Clary interrupted. Isabelle wobbled. "He's a rat," she said darkly. Did he do something to you?" Alec was full of brotherly concern. "Did he touch you? If he tried anything-" No, Alec," Isabelle said irritably. "Not like that. He's a rat." She's drunk," said Jace, beginning to turn away in disgust. I'm not," Isabelle said indignantly. "Well, maybe a little, but that's not the point. The point is, Simon drank one of those blue drinks- I told him not to, but he didn't listen- and he turned into a rat.


Cassandra Clare


#rat #simon-lewis #transformation #humor

Is this one of those keep-your-friends-close-and-your-enemies-closer things?" "I though it was keep your friends close so you have someone to drive the car when you sneak over to your enemy's house at night and throw up in his mailbox.


Cassandra Clare


#humor #jace-lightwood #mortal-instruments #simon-lewis #humor

Patience, grasshopper," said Maia. "Good things come to those who wait." "I always thought that was 'Good things come to those who do the wave,'" said Simon. "No wonder I've been so confused all my life.


Cassandra Clare


#patience #simon #wit #life

You think she’ll be able to talk sense into him?” she asked. “His sister?” "If he listens to anyone, it would be her.” “That’s sweet,” said Maia. “That he loves his sister like that.” “Yeah,” Simon said. “It’s precious


Cassandra Clare


#jace-wayland #maia #simon-lewis #love

There is that. I might have better luck telling him I’m in love with him. Jace thinks everyone’s in love with him anyway.” “But I,” said Clary, “actually am.


Cassandra Clare


#jace #simon-lewis #love

I gave you my heart, but it wasn't enough.


Simone Elkeles


#caleb #love #maggie #return-to-paradise #simone-elkeles

You really want to know what else it was my mom said about you?" he asked. She shook her head. He didn't seem to notice. "She said you'd break my heart," he told her, and left.


Cassandra Clare


#clary-fray #heartbreak #love #simon-lewis #love






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