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I hope you told him you were bitten by a gay spider.


Cassandra Clare


#magnus-bane #simon-lewis #gay

I can't believe you did it!" she exclaimed. "How did you get Magnus to let Jace leave?" "Traded him for Alec," Clary said. Isabelle looked mildly alarmed. "Not permanently?" "No," said Jace. "Just for a few hours. Unless I don't come back," he added thoughtfully. "In which case, maybe he does get to keep Alec. Think of it as a lease with an option to buy." Isabelle looked dubious. "Mom and Dad won't be pleased if they find out." "That you freed a possible criminal by trading away your brother to a warlock who looks like a gay Sonic the Hedgehog and dresses like the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?" Simon inquired. "No, probably not." Jace looked at him thoughtfully. "Is there some particular reason that you're here? I'm not so sure we should be bringing you to the Seelie Court. They hate mundanes." Simon rolled his eyes upward. "Not this again." "Not what again?" said Clary. "Every time I annoy him, he retreats into his No Mundanes Allowed tree house." Simon pointed at Jace.


Cassandra Clare


#isabelle-lightwood #jace-wayland #simon-lewis #gay

At least Kyle wasn't home. That would be a hard one to explain to his new roomate. Nobody liked a guy who kept blood in the fridge.


Cassandra Clare


#city-of-fallen-angels #humour #jace-wayland #simon-lewis #jace-wayland

I don't have a reason to lie to you. Not now." Jace's gaze remained steady. "And quit baring your fangs at me. It's making me nervous." "Good," Simon said. "If you want to know why it's because you smell like blood." It's my cologne. Eau de Recent Injury." Jace raised his left hand. It was a glove of white bandages, stained across the knucles where blood had seeped through.


Cassandra Clare


#jace-wayland #simon-lewis #vampire #jace-wayland

I can keep a perfectly good eye on Simon, thank you. He's my neophyte Downworlder to mock and boss around, not yours.


Cassandra Clare


#jace-lightwood #jordan-kyle #simon-lewis #city-of-fallen-angels

I’m leaving.” Her cold lips barely moved as she mouthed the words. Horror fisted around his vitals. “No.” For the first time she met his eyes. Hers were red-rimmed but dry. “I have to leave, Simon.” “No.” He was a little boy denied a sweet. He felt like falling down and screaming. “Let me go.” “I can’t let you go.” He half laughed here in the too-bright, cold London sun before his own house. “I’ll die if I do.” She closed her eyes. “No, you won’t. I can’t stay and watch you tear yourself apart.” “Lucy.” “Let me go, Simon. Please.” She opened her eyes, and he saw infinite pain in her gaze. Had he done this to his angel? Oh, God. He unclasped his hands.


Elizabeth Hoyt


#lucy #simondabomb #the-serpent-prince #the-sun-watches-the-sun

You're a public menace. You shouldn't be allowed out on your own.


Cassandra Clare


#jace-lightwood #simon-lewis #city-of-fallen-angels

That's right. Act like I rejected you. It's not like you tried to kill me or anything.


Cassandra Clare


#simon-lewis #city-of-fallen-angels

Simon drives me crazy. We are still arguing.


Paula Abdul


#crazy #drives #me #simon #still

Simon would not want to audition in front of Simon.


Paula Abdul


#front #simon #want #would






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