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Like a lamp, dispelling the darkness of ignorance


Dalai Lama XIV


#simile #buddhism

Grinning like a necrophiliac in a morgue.


Terry Pratchett


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Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one but they think each others stink.


Simone Elkeles


#opinions

As the station wagon pulled back onto the highway, the sun was slowly sinking below the horizon like a leaky boat. Well, except for that fact that boats are not generally round, orange and on fire. Hmm. Come to think of it, in no way whatsoever did the sun, in this instance, resemble a leaky boat. My apologies. That was a dreadful attempt at simile. Please allow me to try again. As the station wagon pulled back onto the highway, the sun was slowly sinking below the horizon like a self-luminous, gaseous sphere comprised mainly of of hydrogen and helium.


Cuthbert Soup


#dusk #funny #simile #sink #sun

Life is like a bad haircut. At first it looks awful, then you kind of get used to it, and before you know it, it it grows out and you gotta get another haircut that maybe won't be so bad, unless of course you keep going to SuperClips, where the hairstylists are so terrible they oughta be using safety scissors, and when they're done you look like your head got caught in a ceiling fan. So life goes on, good haircut, bad haircut, until finally you go bald, and it don't matter no more. I told this wisdom to my mother, and she said I oughta put it in a book, then burn it. Some people just can't appreciate the profound.


Neal Shusterman


#life

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it.


Nicholas Sparks


#simile #love

Beauty soaks reality as water fills a rag.


Chet Raymo


#reality #simile #water #beauty

There are three types of friends: those like food without which you can't live those like medicine which you need occasionally and those like an illness which you never want.


Solomon Ibn Gabirol


#simile #food

The truth is like a nipple: the more you twist it, the more somebody is going to get hurt.


Jarod Kintz


#nipple #simile #truth #funny

An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it makes a better soup.


Bertrand Russell


#cooking #fragrance #humor #idealism #metaphors