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Forgive me....I called you an idiot. I spoke too hastily. You are not. Had I given it more thought, I would have called you a scoundrel.


Lloyd Alexander


#comebacks #funny #humor #humorous #silly

I want to gather up all the ink cartridges in the universe, because somewhere, mixed in with all that ink, is the next great American novel. And I’d love nothing more than to drink it.


Jarod Kintz


#america #drink #funny #humor #love

Love one person at a time, that’s the motto I’ll try to get my clones to live by.


Jarod Kintz


#clones #funny #humor #love #motto

I want to mail my mailman something. He always brings me mail, yet I never give him any mail. Maybe he will appreciate the thought, or maybe he will feel I am making more work for him.


Jarod Kintz


#considerate #funny #humor #jarod-kintz #mail

I want to buy you a pair of YAP, or Yellow Admiration Pants (they have no crotch), and have you talk dirty to me.


Jarod Kintz


#silly #yellow #funny

Awesome ends with me; but Ugly starts with u...


Stephan


#random #silly #funny

They arrived home again to a most peculiar sight. The small garden at the front of the Banana House had been transformed. A tidal wave of cushions, beanbags, quilts, hearth rugs, and sleeping bags appeared to have swept up the lawn and broken at the wall. From Indigo's window a multicolored rope of knotted bedsheets came snaking out and ended among the cushions. As Micheal and Caddy watched, a mattress emerged and fell to the ground, followed by a rain of pillows. "Indigo!" shouted Caddy, jumping out of the car. Indigo's and Rose's heads appeared in the window above. "It's all right, Caddy!" Indigo called cheerfully. "We've been doing it all the time you've been gone." "We keep finding more stuff to land on!" added Rose. "Look!


Hilary McKay


#jumping #kids #silly #family

I belong, and my penis, it be long.



Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #penis #silly #funny

Somebody left a pair of baby shoes on a bench. I would have taken them home, if only they weren’t too big for my feet.



Jarod Kintz


#baby-shoes #bench #bizarre #feet #funny

Just remember, we're all in this alone.


Lily Tomlin


#humor #quote #silly #humor