#silly

We just got a tour bus. I didn't know tour buses could be this nice. It's just me, Brian Haner the guitar guy, the tour manager and a writer. We laugh ourselves silly. Apparently we're going to have a road dog, a miniature pincher. It's the smallest they've ever seen. How masculine am I going to look, working with dolls and a miniature dog? ↗

— Jeff Dunham

#apparently #brian #bus #buses #could

A sex trophy should be functional, and shaped like a dildo, yet decorative, and shaped like Ben Bernanke. Insert it in your ass as desired.
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— Jarod Kintz

#decorative #functional #funny #humor #random

I still have the art projects my kids made for me 20 years ago. I cherish them, crude and silly as some of them may be. ↗

— Emilio Estevez

#art #cherish #crude #i #kids

I said, I'm on this TV show and I love doing it, but I don't want to be known always as the silly "Scrubs" guy... So part of me was like, You know what? Life's short. Let's go for it. ↗

— Zach Braff

#doing #go #go for it #guy #i

I like being absurd. Being silly. ↗

— Jimmy Fallon

#being #being silly #i #like #silly

It would have been very impossible to deal with this attention when I was younger. I'm thrilled with the success, but at this point I also think it's hilariously silly. ↗

— Julie Brown

#attention #been #deal #i #impossible

I know this is silly, it's shallow, it's bad, I wish I wasn't this way-but if I meet a girl with no teeth, I just don't want to date her. It's creepy of me, I wish I was a bigger person, but that's my real turn-off. ↗

— Peter Farrelly

#bigger #creepy #date #girl #her

What am I doing in this silly showbiz life? I do wonder that sometimes. ↗

— Saffron Burrows

#doing #i #i do #life #showbiz

We feel a lot of pressure about looking silly or appearing weak, whatever that means, or being a failure. You have to keep in your head: what's the worst that can happen? ↗

— Michael Fassbender

#appearing #being #failure #feel #happen

Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons. ↗

— Michael Caine

#funny things #happen #movies #reasons #silly