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I will be brief. Not nearly so brief as Salvador Dali, who gave the world's shortest speech. He said I will be so brief I have already finished, and he sat down. ↗

— Gene Fowler

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Get up and dance, get up and smile, get up and drink to the days that are gone in the shortest while. ↗

— Simon Fowler

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It is in life as it is in ways, the shortest way is commonly the foulest, and surely the fairer way is not much about. ↗

— Francis Bacon

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The relation of repetitions for learning and for repeating English stanzas needs no amplification. These were learned by heart on the first day with less than half of the repetitions necessary for the shortest of the syllable series. ↗

— Hermann Ebbinghaus

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The shortest feedback loop I can think of is doing improvisation in front of an audience. ↗

— Demetri Martin

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Think you're escaping and run into yourself. Longest way round is the shortest way home. ↗

— James Joyce

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The shortest distance between two points is under construction. ↗

— Leo Aikman

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We're all very sensitive that Jim has the shortest history with the band. He wants to be somewhat of a free agent. I'm just going to let time dictate how Jim's future evolves. ↗

— Thurston Moore

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The American Constitution is the greatest governing document, and at some 7,000 words, just about the shortest. ↗

— Stephen Ambrose

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The shortest way to do many things is to do only one thing at once. ↗

— Samuel Smiles

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