#shopping

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#shopping #food

Be able to go shopping for a bathing suit and not become depressed afterward. ↗

— Marilyn vos Savant

#bathing #bathing suit #become #depressed #go

I still believe in the Holy Trinity, except now it's Target, Trader Joe's, and IKEA. ↗

— Jen Lancaster

#shopping #humor

Never underestimate the allure of the Goodwill. ↗

— Stacey Jay

#humor #shopping #humor

Here, you go to the supermarket and you have wipes to clean your hands before shopping. No, we don't have that in France, but we recycle. ↗

— Berenice Bejo

#clean #france #go #hands #here