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After I had the Caesarean, I was told I had really strong stomach muscles and so would heal very quickly. And I did. I was up walking about within three hours. Six days after having her, I was out shopping and shortly after that I made it to David Walliams' wedding.


Denise Van Outen


#after #david #days #did #had

The Dandy is the highest form of existence attainable by the human form. His life is exclusively dedicated to dressing exquisitely, parading about the fashionable boroughs of splendid cities and and holding forth at his club, where he dispenses witticism as readily as the vulgaroisie utters its banal platitudes. The only species of 'work' this singular Chap might engage in would consist of discussing buttonhole stitching with his tailor and performing his ablutions until the morning has been well aired enough for him to step into it.


Gustav Temple and Vic Darkwood


#britain #chap #chappism #chaps #civility

When I opened my case in the hotel, he gestured excitedly at my snakeskin sandals, turquoise suede wedges and silver-speckled jellies. “But you’ve loads of shoes,” he bellowed joyfully. I shook my head sadly. Men just don’t get it, do they? They’re definitely missing the shoe chromosome.


Marian Keyes


#men #relationships #shopping #family

Live the life you choose and enjoy the happiness and regret that comes with that life. ~Yong-Kum


Lee Eun


#manwha #yen-press #life

Why are there so many people out here?' Boomer asked as we bobbed and weaved roughly forward. 'Christmas shopping.' I explained. 'Already? Isn't it early to returning things?' I really had no sense of how his mind worked.


David Levithan


#christmas-shopping #dash #humor #lol #no-sense

I'm still trying to figure out the secret relationship between the woman and the mall!


Ibrahim Taha


#ibrahim-taha #puzzled #quotes #saying #shopping

Somewhere in the center of my soul, a rusty chain began to unwind. It freed itself, link by link, from where it had rested, unobserved, waiting for him. My hands, which had been balled up and pressed against his chest, unfurled with it. The chain continued to drop, to an unfathomable depth where there was nothing but darkness and Matthew. At last it snapped to its full length, anchoring me to a vampire. Despite the manuscript, despite the fact that my hands contained enough voltage to run a microwave, and despite the photograph, as long as I was connected to him, I was safe.


Deborah Harkness


#matthew-clairmont #discovery

But on the upside, I guess we're getting ready to find out if you really only love me for my jet." "I might love you for your jet," Gabrielle said, straight-faced. He smiled a Kat. "What about you?" "Yeah," Kat said, nodding. "I guess that is the question.


Ally Carter


#heist-society #katarina-bishop #perfect-scoundrels #w-w-hale #love

I love shopping. There is a little bit of magic found in buying something new. It is instant gratification, a quick fix.


Rebecca Bloom


#love

When you take advice from a cat, there are always consequences.


Elora Bishop


#cat #elora-bishop #humor #sappho-s-fables #humor






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