#shirt

Also, I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts, but the truth is I really like doing them myself. ↗

— David Sedaris

#day #doing #get #i #iron

I was making out with this woman, and my shirt was off, and she leaned over and, in a really cute, girly voice, went, 'Hey, fatty!' ↗

— Jason Segel

#fatty #girly #hey #i #leaned

Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#biggest #body #get #got #how

Maybe I should drive a hybrid. I do have a shirt that says, 'Go Green.' ↗

— Amanda Seyfried

#go #green #hybrid #i #i do

When I was a young boy I wanted to play for Newcastle United, I wanted to wear the number nine shirt and I wanted to score goals at St James' Park. I've lived my dream and I realise how lucky I've been to have done that. ↗

— Alan Shearer

#boy #done #dream #goals #how

Beware of the naked man who offers you his shirt. ↗

— Navjot Singh Sidhu

#his #man #naked #offers #shirt

I have a wardrobe full of expensive clothes, but wear the same two T-shirts. I've never found a look. ↗

— Juliet Stevenson

#expensive #expensive clothes #found #full #i

I met this homeless man who had never owned a shirt in his life. He had taken his pants and worn them as a shirt and I thought it was so creative. He was liberated from the conventions of fashion. ↗

— Julia Stiles

#creative #fashion #had #his #homeless

Doubts are like stains on a shirt. I like shirts with stains, because when I'm given a shirt that's too clean, one that's completely white, I immediately start having doubts. ↗

— Antonio Tabucchi

#clean #completely #doubts #given #having

I didn't want to wear a checked shirt and grow a mustache - that's what you had to do, and everyone did. ↗

— Neil Tennant

#did #everyone #grow #had #i