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#ship

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #ship




The only thing more amorous than pretending to be marriage partners is pretending to be capitalist ones. Money is less essential for success in capitalism than in marriage, so you can amuse yourself without worry.


Bauvard


#funny #humor #love #marriage #money

You know,” he said, “P.S.S. Piss Camp.” “Yeah, I get it,” I said, “It’s just not funny.


Ripley Patton


#humor #supernatural #friendship

Christ, they’d be getting a cat next. He mentally recoiled from the idea: the day they did that, he’d cut off his dick and call himself a lesbian.


Kate Aaron


#gay #gay-stereotypes #lesbian #love #relationships

My friend opened a small box which Lestrade had produced. Inside lay a beautiful silver cigarette case monogrammed with Holmes's initials, underneath which ran the words, "With the Respects of Scotland Yard, November 1888." Sherlock Holmes sat with his lips parted, but no sound emerged. "Thank you," he managed at length.


Lyndsay Faye


#lestrade #pride #sherlock-holmes #beauty

Every person is attractive to somebody. You are. I am. Jim Bob over there is, too. Every person is probably ugly to somebody, too. You are. I am. Jim Bob over there is, too. Don’t take it personally. And, we all need to do ourselves a favor. We need to believe people when they tell us we’re beautiful, handsome, sexy, attractive, hot, or hunkalicious, especially when that someone is somebody that we think is beautiful, handsome, sexy, attractive, hot, or babealicious. Because you know what? They probably really think so. They probably aren’t lying. They probably don’t give a damn that you don’t look like Pamela Anderson.


Dan Pearce


#beauty #dating #people #relationships #sexiness

We're all headed for the junkyard. But not me. When that time comes, I'm crashing into the car dealership.


Bauvard


#funny #humor #junkyards #trash #funny

Do you know, Mrs. Allan, I'm thankful for friendship. It beautifies life so much." "True friendship is a very helpful thing indeed," said Mrs. Allan, "and we should have a very high ideal of it , and never sully it by any failure in truth and sincerity. I fear the name of friendship is often degraded to a kind of intimacy that had nothing of real friendship in it.


L.M. Montgomery


#beauty #friends #friendship #l-m-montgomery #thankfulness

A beautiful woman is a practical poet, taming her savage mate, planting tenderness, hope and eloquence in all whom she approaches.


Ralph Waldo Emerson


#men #relationships #woman #women #beauty

You and I were never meant to be together, but we are. Our pairing is not unlike two electrons ignoring natural laws in order to orbit one another. Life now defies reason—quirky but beautiful.


Richelle E. Goodrich


#love #pairing #relationship #richelle #richelle-goodrich

A beautiful life just like success, is not attained,it is lived


Wogu Donald


#beauty






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