#shaving

Of the Seven Dwarfs, the only one who shaved was Dopey. That should tell us something about the wisdom of shaving. ↗

— Tom Robbins

#men #shaving #men

I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff. ↗

— Chastity Bono

#birthday #got #i #i always #lot

Experience has taught me, when I am shaving of a morning, to keep watch over my thoughts, because, if a line of poetry strays into my memory, my skin bristles so that the razor ceases to act. ↗

— A. E. Housman

#act #am #because #bristles #ceases

I shave without using shaving cream. ↗

— Jerry Stiller

#i #shave #shaving #using #without

I hate cutting my wrists while shaving ↗

— Josh Stern

#shaving-humor #wrists #humor

Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.' ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#else #every #every time #go #gonna

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick. ↗

— Libba Bray

#bikini-wax #funny #girl #girls #girly